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Excerpt from an upcoming production
- Scene 8: Maria's bedroom.
- (Maria, Martin)
- SOUND: bedsprings.
- MARTIN: The costume looks really great on you Maria.
- MARIA (as batman): I'm not Maria. I'm Batman. Take off your pants.
- MARTIN: Haha. That's really cute.
- MARIA (AS BATMAN): Who hired Joe Cool? Who!
- MARTIN: What's that?
- MARIA (AS BATMAN): You know I'm real tired of people like you making my town filthy.
- SOUND: Maria PunchES martin in the face.
- MARTIN: Aaargh! Oh holy s---. Aaah! My nose! Oh F---! It's bleeding. Owwww, Maria!
- MARIA (AS BATMAN): I said, I'm not Maria, I'm Batman. I also said, take off your pants.
